The great and powerful Christian Bladt returns to BYB.
We look into Stuttering John's horrible tattoo and talk about it for hours.
Then discuss Rob Saul whacking his dog off for a couple more hours.
Those are the biggest news stories this week in the Dabbleverse.
Oh wait, I guess that idiot Aaron Imholte from Minnesota was busy ruining his life and having his sphincter stretched out.
Or "jailhouse love stories" as Aaron calls it.
Cmon' punks!