Two pints then, inflatable unicorns now: Football comes home to a new world since it left in 1966, but Euro 2020 glory would capture same spirit for England

The date is September 3, 2021. Fifty-four days have passed without a single drop of rain. Grown adults have Atomic Kitten as their alarm, but nobody’s been to work since the government threw an indefinite bank holiday. Bukayo Saka is still missing, last seen in July, leaving Wembley on an inflatable unicorn. Like the Prodigal […]