Christmas gifts may maketh the man, or woman

Did you get everything you’d asked Santa for? A few days before Christmas, while getting into bed, I’d spotted Mrs M scrolling through different types of hoodies. Now, you might remember David Cameron was keen on introducing compulsory hugging for a while, especially for yoofs in hoodies for some reason – well, I’m not into hugs or hoodies, but it did set my expectations for the kinds of presents I might be in for. The bar has been low for rather a while – well, since I was 10 probably