Time to get back in shape now Christmas is over

What’s the signal that Christmas is finally over? Mine was when the wife banished me to the bathroom to slip into my jimjams. Instead of 12 days of Christmas I only reached eight. Although I probably packed in 20. It’s true I overindulged, but what else are we supposed to do? It’s easier than conversation. Still, it’s rather a shock to the system to go from quaffing Chateauneuf-du-Pape – the only indulgence my father imbibes religiously this time of year – to find one’s wife googli