Internet trolls can't handle the new Snow White

What do I have in common with Rachel Zegler?  She’s the latest incarnation of Snow White.  Apart from pasty skin and a penchant for bright clothes, not much you’d say.  But we’ve both felt the wrath of the keyboard warrior, that’s what.  So, while we’re busy blowing out the 145 candles on the Argus’s birthday cake, let’s not forget those lone mercenaries – aka readers – out there, ready to prick our bubbles, who help keep the whole show on the road.  They do make me laugh – sometimes: “I don't know who the author is, but the ale must be strong where he lives.”