Chants of "Fire Russo!" rained down in the Impact Zone when Sting and Abyss faced off in a Last Rites match.
"What is a Last Rites match?" you may ask.
It's a Casket match with more steps, stupid props, and Vince Russo's messed up brain behind it.
Also on this card was an X-shaped Scaffold match known as Elevation X between AJ Styles & Rhino, a Tag-Team Ghetto Brawl between Team 3D & LAX (yeah, this was stupid and racist), the continuation of the stupid story between Christy Hemme and VKM, Kurt Angle & Scott Steiner having a great match, Chris Sabin defending the X-Division Title against Jerry Lynn, & Christian Cage defending the NWA Title against Samoa Joe.
Soooo it wasn't all bad.
But it was fairly hilarious.
Troy & Greg have fun covering this one, plus TONS of pre-WrestleMania news for WWE and MMA world news from the spring of 2007.