The Champion's war is heating up!
Literally... I'm in a realm teeming with dwarfy Sun worshipers, and they all throw fire at me.
No, it's great, trust me.
Sadly for them, I've brought my SPF 60 coated shield of justice to smite down these stunted spray tanned goobers.
Boil the water, soak the grinds, take a sip, it's coffee time!
(Editor's note: No coffee, I'm drinking tea this morning.)
