It's STAR WARS DAY (May the Fourth Be With You), so OF COURSE Elliott is out this week.
Ron and Pete go Old School anyway, discussing their Star Wars Weekend plans, the Cubs' prospect anticipation (welcome "Never Nervous Mervis" and Miggy Amaya!), and the Cardinals' worst-in-50-years performance.
Finally, Pete gets Ron to play "If I Were in the Front Office" and welcomes him to honorary Cubs Fandom.