Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Tuesday PM., Trump Audio Doesn't Show Guilt-Hoax XXXIV++, Family Man's Vacation Drunken Death, Another Movie Popcorn Death, LOLOL Racial Grift in WA, Putin-esque Lil B Letitia James Loses to Ivanka in Court, Media Can Read Ppls' Faces-ha, Chimp was Transfixed, Knowledge of Programs isn't Proof of UFOs-Rubio Spaced Out, Hot Chick Donates Body for NC State Politics, Smoke in NYC is Repeat of West Coast 2022, Women Hit Men-Poor and Rich, Vanna White Wants More Pay, DeSantis Behind Trump in NH, Granny at Jan 6 in Deep, Odd Hollywood Exploits kid Victims-Again, Dad's Cross Bow Bags 2 Kin with One Shot, No Probes into US Wagner Groups Pel-Shum, ObaClin, Com-Clap, Fire Ants Kill Humans, Non-Moms Not Valuable, Viral is a Bad Thing, 3 People Dead in Car Crash, Biden Ghosting Israel, Hot Chick Photo ...and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.