Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Friday PM., Dear Ann Landers-My 13yr Old is Sex Offender, AI Robots Aren't Autonomous, DOJ Can Delay Hunter Deal, ALERT!
Ppl Lie on Internet!, Dog Becomes Harmless After Cop Shoots It, Bidens Cluster Munitions Have Classified Specs, Fake Biden and Trump Debate, WH Forgot Biden Does Cocaine, Do Pullups to Escape Prison-Got it, Elon Musk Mark Zuck, Babysitter History of Dead Kids?, DC Ethics Panel Confict of Interest, Hypothetical Trump Poll-Really Don't Care, TransConfused Identifies TikTok As Groomer, Dumb East Coast Weather, Cops Chase Pig, Chicago Cop Sex With Illegals, Expert Knows More Than Us How to Stop Mass Shootings, High School Principle Dealt Out Discipline-Good, DeSantis Will Debate-Signals Not Up to Trump Level, Journalists are Just Ppl, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.