Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Saturday PM., Texas Floating Wall-YAY!, Americans Don't Care About Harry William Meghan-And NEVER DID!, Cancer Lady Threat'n Suicide is Dead, Man Kills Ex and Her Kid-2yr old, RFKJR+ Yells About the War, Dog Became Harmless After Cop Shot It, Was There a FILE on Me as a Student?-Why?, Student Who Recognizes Biological Women was Right, Robber with Gun Holds Up a Store-For MONEY!, Wagner Group to Move to Belarus-Pelosi Schumer Comey Clapper Bama Clinton Groups Should Consider it too, Media B**ches About Biden's Grandkid, Ukraine Waits for NATO Hazing Until After Russian War, Little Plane Crash-All 6 Dead, Weak Yellen Bows to China-Liteeeeraaally, NYC Ppl Are Mental!, Mild Weather on West Coast-E Coast Media Clueless, De Niro-Don't Care NO!, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.