Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's Headline Skim News: {Saturday AM., San Fran Man Clocked by Peeing Person, Scrappy Hunter Lawyer Whines That People Saw HB Naked, Protesters Block Everyone-Including MOMS!
Give Him a Break!-Serial Killer not Liked in Prison, Idiot Way to Get NFL in Headline, Would A Biden Special Counsel Be Corrupted?, Polls Go This Way and That Way, Capitol Viking Guy Says..., Barbie is Cheap-Diamonds Aren't, Joe Biden is Oldest Criminal President of USA, FBI Hot on Trail of 40yr Cold Case-Instead of Biden WH Cocaine Crime, Lottery Jackpot #s Inflated, Bad Discipline at School Board Meeting, Assault Flea Bites & Seriously Infects Man-Ban Assault Fleas, Soccer-Game of Hate, Sheriff Forced Inmates Into Sex With Him, more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.
What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.