Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Saturday PM., Yes or No-the X-Rated Photos Were Pixilated, King Charles-No One Cares, Jerusalem Protestors, Fiery Red Haired Lady Tries to Stop Lowe's Thieves-FIRED!, NYP Listens to Judge Wyld, Rich-Connected Lady's Hobby of Filming Sharks, Crimea Bridge is Falling Down-Fun Tune ref London Bridge Song, Hunter's Lowly Friends in High Places, Lottery Pot # is Inflated!-Media Leaks Out Real $, Weird Looking Grandson Says JFKJR+ Embarrasses Family, Trans Democrat Politician Targeted Kids for Sex, Niche Musician-Beethoven, Brits Royalty-No One Cares, House of Representatives EVEN MORE Evidence of Biden's International Crimes, Flood Baby Found Dead, Ginsburg's Heirs Don't Want Her Stuff, Odd Headline-Girl Pregnant from Shark?-Probably Not, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.