Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Friday PM., College Student Stabbed Blind Date-In Support of Iran, DeSantis Attacks Trump, Chicago Young Rioters Are a Mob, 67yr Old Teacher Sexually Assaulted Teen 4 yrs Ago, Woman Cheats on Husband-Plans to Kill Him, Biden Headlines Dribbled Out From Released Transcript, US Soldier's Illegal Entry Into N Korea-Volunteered to Go, Pretend Candidate Christie Goes to Ukraine-Milk it and Shake it Chris!, Kamala Is Allowed to Talk to World Leaders!-OMY, The Ho Depot Return Scam, Nuclear War Threat-Duh!, Bad Parent's Bad Kids-Don't Want to Work Hard, Biden Energy and China..., Home Garbage Bin with Mom's Dead 10yr Old-Sat for 7months, Ladies' Boating Death Not Harry Potter Related, Did They Really Use Real Bullets In School Shooting Re-enactment?, NYC Creates Illegal Alien Camp, Biden Had Role In Foreign Biz Deals, #KidsToo Now Believed-Kid Care Worker Charged 1000plus Assaults, Political Persecution Not Just in USA-Russia too, Click Bait-Cop Hits 72yr Neighbor, DeSantis Lurking, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.