Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Saturday PM., Shark Bite on Sweet Cheeks, Crowd Doesn't Support Pence In NH, Church of Scientology Court Witnesses, A Reef Freaks Some Scientists, Angelina Jolie-No One Cares, Pope Says Stuff in Portugal, Summer Camp Bus Crashes in Idaho, Ukraine One Sided Peace Talks, Dispute Over Popeyes Order, Boston Mayor-No One Cares, NJ Board of Educ Split on Using Male Female, Criminal Spray Paints Building-Gets Killed By Train, Ukraine Scores Against Russian Tanker, Obama is Insecure-We Knew That, Cori Bush Campaign Finance Illegalities, Stripper Talks About Hunter-Hunter Naked Torso Pics, DOJ Paranoid-Wants to Censor Trump, Biden Blocking US Uranium, Baby Walrus, 100% ClickBait- Mr Lia Thomas and Miss Gaines, Elvis Presley's Gun, DeSantis Donor Balks, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.