Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's Headline Skim News: {Tuesday AM., Cute Plane Passenger, Car Lands 2floor of House, Prince Harry No One Cares, Electric Fire Burns Tesla, Media Removes Bikini Pic from Chick Hiker Story, Rittenhouse Names Stuff After Greek Goddess, Headline Doesn't Match Story, Porsche vs Jesus Statue, NonMoms' Deaths Aren't Important, Brits-No One Cares, Church Thief, Ugly Bikini Chicks On Bus-Don't Click, East Coast Weather, Australian Helicopter Crash-last month, Idiotic 3yr old Foot Shooting Story, All Smart Races May Apply-College, Odd Motions by Jack Smith-Trump Lawyers Responding, 20yr Chick Falls Off of Building-1:30am, Man Found In Barrel-Shot in Head, and so much more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.
What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.