Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Sunday PM., Need To Identify Maui Burned Bodies, Russia Ukraine War, Hunter's Lawyers Blame Feds, News Highlights Florida Local Crime, The Walrus is Dead-Coo Coo Ca Choo, God Bless You Mrs Robinson, Otter Attacked Montana Woman-Ban Assault Otters, Don't Fake Heart Attack-In Front of Cops, Dead Daughter's Ex-Mate is Shot by Daughter's Mom-Cuz He Pointed Gun at Mom's Husband-wheew, What's up with these freaking Sunday Headlines?, Deadly Mushrooms, Texas Target Parking Lot-18yr Lady Almost Kidnapped-but wasn't, House Doesn't Want Secret Iran Deal, Nordstrom Mob, Oakland Wants Homelessness Notoriety, Polish Politics, Non-Trans Trans Hurt Women, Plane Lady Chunkier Than You Thought, Nigerian Men Online Cause Suicide, Pence Doesn't Want to Make America Great, RFKJR+, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.