Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Thursday PM., Elon Musk Controls Starlink That Warfighters Use, Guns Drugs Prostitutes-Not Hunter Biden, 2020ish Mask News-Trump & DeSantis, Naked Hunter Photo Again, Influencer a Term of the Dumb, Fani Willis Claims She Knows Law Better Than Others, Many Many Bad Moms, KJP WH Confused Spokeslady Out of Her Lane, Open Season On Contempt Trials, Canadian Border is Open Too, Kim Jong Un Has Armored Train w Chicks, Trump vs Fauci, Chris Christie's Mental State is Hate, Yoga Mimics Being Dead-Cops, Kidnapped Couple is Rescued, Dem Donors, Honeydew Balls, Kamala Says...No One Listens, Sparkles and Hair-Can't Disguise KJP, Large n In Charge Chick Teacher Had Sex w Boys, LGBTQ+++ Doesn't Deserve a Month, Killer Behavior by Bear-Bear is Killed, Pelosi is 83yrs Old-Looks Older, Liberty Safe Allows Gov't In Citizen's Safe, Peloton Bike Killed Man, Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
