Happy Friday, mortals!
Come with us this blessed day and rejoice in the fact that your life is not hurling down a hallway of despair with limited options on the horizon.
Chad Zumock can't see the end of his career coming, but if he would just clean those fogged up Walmart specs he might have hope!
Ray Devito continues to deny reality while boxing himself into a future of rest homes and ramen until the world goes dark.
And Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has an answer for Patrick regarding his proposition, and it's the kind of self-sabotage that's sure to seal his fate.
All this plus your Chad Zumock podcast studio renderings in our latest fan art assignment!
Strap in, ya saps!