Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: Monday PM.
{Crazy Man in Chicago-Crazy Man in Brussels, Hamas Now Says...Neener You Don't Scare Me, Squad AOC Extremist Democrats Stunt in House of Reps, Two USA Carrier Groups Threaten War on Iran/Russia, Lady Moves to Israel, Chinese Owned Cali COVID Lab, Rocket Launchers Near Lebanon Border, Weed Numb'd Parents-Kid Dies in Pond, Biden Joins Truth Social To Spread Lies, YAY!
DeSantis Brings Americans from Israel, and even more Click Bait!}