It's Monologue Monday: The ratings for the State of the Union were up 32% - probably because people wanted to see if Joe could actually make it through - but his polling numbers didn't improve at all.
Plus: RuPaul's anti-censorship bookstore started censoring books in three days.
And: Some Saudi AI robot grabbed a female reporter's ass.
Seriously - you can't make this Saudi robot ass-grabbing stuff up!
Instead of grabbing Jim's ass, he'd prefer that you called in: 563-999-3435.