Acolyte losers Leslie Cubehead Headland and Kathleen Kennedy, the Original Sith Witch, have declared a new Star War.
But it won't change the outcome for their harebrained new show, the Acolyte: DEFEAT.
Also, The Talented Mr. Ripley novel gets a new adaptation on Netflix, and it's a barn burner!
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are about to blow the doors off with Deadpool 3.
And George RR Martin takes a break from writing to talk about what's wrong with TV writers.
The Captain's Cast 73 is on!