Who’s pulling strings?

Boeing starliner is still on the fritz (according to everyone except Boeing).

Wesley has some bullshit Chinese lantern video… Parasites Were Found In North Korea’s Trash Balloons.

Jack Dorsey says AI will demolish our compression of reality sooner than later.

The fucking chinks accidentally bombed themselves.

Astronaut kidney shrinkage, and the impact it will have on humanity achieving multi-planitary status (spoiler: we aren’t going anywhere, but we already all knew that).

Space X has been chosen to decommission the ISS, which may or may not lead top the annihilation of humanity.

More Boeing bullshit probably.

Sam Altman says the day is approaching when we can ask an AI model to solve all of physics.

Japanese scientists have found a way to attach living skin to robot faces.

Another fucking LARP monolith appears!

Protestors smoking tear gas for funzies.

And a bunch of other gay homo shit.

Oh, and I almost forgot this thing called a debate apparently happened.

If you can even call it a fucking debate.

Who’s pulling strings in this marionette meat puppet apocalypse?