I don’t know if you know this but you’re lucky to be alive.
Everyone in the universe was on death’s door on January 6, 2021.
Even the Death Star quaked in fear when grandmas stormed the Capitol rotunda and an armed insurrection, minus the arms, shocked the universe.
Now the Babylon Bee, because love to cuddle with democracy is bringing us the documentary that Darth Trump and his evil Empire that drips drool and has garlic breath doesn’t want you to see.
I give you “January 6: The Most Deadliest Day.” This documents how we’ve never had riots ever before in this country but January 6 was the very first one and it’ll never be topped.
There were lecterns being moved and guys in Viking helmets and grandmas in pink Trump shirts!
The horror!!!
The Babylon Bee takes into this heart of darkness with interviews with most deadliest day experts and with insurrectionists who were there who probably hate puppies and musicals.
In closing, as my hands tremble just typing about this most deadliest day, check out my review of “January 6: The Most Deadliest Day!” This documentary features Siaka Massaquoi, Kyle Mann, Jarret LeMaster, J.
Travis Woodside, Michael Knowles, Dennis Prager, Adam Christian Johnson and Jacob Chansley.
