Ever wondered what it looks like when someone with the reflexes of a sloth and the strategic mind of a potato plays Elden Ring?
Wonder no more!
Join me on this epic (and by epic, I mean hilariously disastrous) journey through the Lands Between.
Watch as I die to the same boss 37 times, fall off cliffs like it’s my job, and somehow manage to get killed by a squirrel.
If you enjoy laughing at other people’s misery—or just need to feel better about your own gaming skills—this is the video for you.
Grab some popcorn, hit subscribe, and prepare for a masterclass in how not to play Elden Ring.
Warning: May contain excessive rage quitting and questionable life choices