💥 LIVE: Cook & Preston Cry for Help and Still Catch That L! 💥

Tonight, we’re breaking down the latest federal filings where the Courtroom Sob Squad — John Cook and Lynette “I Lost Track of the Date” Preston — just got default smacked, cried for forgiveness, and then doubled down with a begging session for free legal help.

Spoiler: The judge said NOPE to free lawyers but was kind enough to throw up a sad little volunteer request like it’s a charity bake sale.