Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's AM Headline Skim News: Black Friday AM.
{Media Heralds Biden's Hateful Message on Thanksgiving, 13 Hamas War Hostages Freed, Sexual Abuse of Illegal Alien Kids in Panama On Way to Mexico, TDay-Thank You For Sexy Teachers Misbehaving!, Man with Knife-Citizen with Gun-Cop with Gun, Identified as Expensive Bentley in Rainbow Bridge Car Crash, DEI Implosion, TikToker Takes Drugs-Dies, Mexico Captures Cartel Boss, and even more Click Bait!}