Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: Cyber Monday PM.
{Jewish Kids Reject Elitists' Hateful Colleges, Iran Yemen Terrorists Fire on US Navy Ship-Missed By 10 Miles, Lying Pelosi & Lying Schumer Still Not Expelled!!!, Biden Thinks Slim Profit Margins Are Too High, Lawyers Argue for Trumps Free Speech Rights, White House Christmas Party Probably Not About Baby Jesus, Man Commits Suicide, Buy Now-Pay Later-Called a Credit Card, 6 Guys to Carry Mrs Carter's Lopsided Casket, and even more Click Bait!}