It's Saturday Morning, yo.
Used to be - back in the good ole days - we'd get up and turn on Scooby Doo & Bugs Bunny, but those days have been stolen by the Illuminati!
So what are we to do?
Glad you asked - we are to gather for an hour of fun-filled hijinks, yuck-yucks, weird stuff - and chocolate.
See y'all at 9aCT!